Wednesday, February 25, 2009

the time my dog got lost

Why couldnt the xoxo be lost instead
Everytime something bad happens to you, you should always ask yourself why couldnt this happened to the xoxo instead.

Yesterday a friend of my borther called him to tell him that her dog was ready to get some sexy times with our rupert so he took him to her house. And today in the morning she called him again to tell him that rupert was gone. Of course i was in shock and couldnt believe the news, who could be so stoopid to loose a dog that was shy and lazy, not to mention adorable. Rupert has never been the kind of dog that chases the mailman or cars or bycicles, in fact he usually stays layed down while hes barking. So after the work i went to her house and examined every inch of it, and i made her do a recreation of how the rupert got lost. It was a long story but it involved some burglars that didnt steal anything but my dog. The woman was worried almost to the point of crying because she understood perfectly how a dog is a part of a family and she, having 5 horrible dogs, knew so much about it, or so she said. Obviously i didnt care for her excuses and did not give her even a hint of empaty. I told her that it was her responsability and that she would have to resolve this situation even if it has to be with money. Of course i dont care about money, but that is the part that really hurts that kind of people, and since im almost sure she has my dog i would do everything within my power to be the most anoying bitch in the world, wich i dont think would be very difficult, until she gives my dog back or swears me crying on her knees that she doesnt have it.

So if you see my little bundle of joy please help him to get back home.

*Had to take off the picture, it was braking my heart everytime i saw it

Wednesday, February 04, 2009

The time i was complaining about the lack of activities in Mexicali

Anti-Anti
Here in mexicali there are not a lot of things to do in your spare time, or maybe im not very creative, but the way i see it either you go to the movies, to a coffe shop or you get drunk. The latter seems to be the popular choice among the kids, but to me the clubs in our town are just unbearable, i will never understand how there are people who starts going to clubs as early age of 18 and continuing on going nonstop up until their mid 30's, and here is why: The music they play nowdays in the clubs is the exact same music they played when i started going out some couple of years ago, they add like 4 or 5 songs per year, and whats worst is that people dont give a shit and they jump and sing like if "lamento boliviano" from the Enanitos verdes was this week hit.

well this whole introduction was to justify why lately i am going to the movies way too often. So i see a lot of shit even though im not really interested in watching it. So far i have only walked out of one movie, the one starring Poncho Herreras half naked ass.

But every once in a while i go prepared to watch a completely suckie movie and i come out quite amazed it didnt suck as hard as i was expecting. This happened with Yes, the latest Jim Carrey comedy. It was not great but it has some good laughs, semi likable characters and of course Zooey Deschanel, bitch was worth the 50 pesos. My favorite part was her singing, gotta check it out, shes the cutest.

Sunday, February 01, 2009

The time i thought i figured out relationships

Lights out

I think i finally solved my issues with beeing attached to someone, i just have to tone down the drama and everything runs smoothly. Like this past week, it was a little bit chaotic cause we both change our schedules and i was ready to dive into the psycho abandoned boyfriend role but, after playing the part a couple of days, i realize that most of those reactions come out of boredom and i have to face the fact that im in a nice estable relationship and that there is nothing wrong with beeing just comfortable, feeling secured and loved.

Anyway, speaking of relationships, a couple of weeks ago i went to see the photographic exposition of a past relationship of mine, and oh my good that was some benjamin buttons shit! I always gave him credit, i knew he was smart, well read, that he knew a bit about art, watched good movies etc. Thats what i have always thought about him before the show, that he had good taste, BUT boy i was wrong. I can not believe that the bitch is so delusiounal he thinks his exposition was a serious work and not just a serious case of photoshop addiction, The models were tacky, the photoshop edition was way overworked, and the clone stamp visibly notable. The overall concept of his work was just plain tacky, im sorry but i can not think of any other more suitable word to describe it. Like i overheard a woman saying at the gallery, it was like televisa with graphics. It left me really sad, most of all because there were a lot of people at the gallery and im sure he must have had a lot of good comments and compliments on his work,but that is just because most people do not give a shit and they just like to be polite.

Also, when i feel like it, i would like to give a movie recommendation too. This time i would recommend The grave of the fireflies, its an anime from the guy who made all the Shihiro castle wacko shit, but this one is one of his earlier works. Its a tender story of the love between siblings, the inocence of children and the hard times during wars. I think you can find it at the Blockbuster, just keep the tissues around because tears will pour out.
Xoxo.
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